The Unwritten Meme

Because it's appearing in more than one journal on my flist/reading circle.

Tell me a story I haven’t written, and I will give you at least 1-3 sentences from or about it. Or more. Hopefully.

(1) One prompt per person.

(2) Crossover prompts are allowed and encouraged (this is me we're talking about, and even if the prompt isn't a crossover, there's a 50% chance it'll end up being one anyway).

(3) Fandoms Allowed: Um. List below, plus Norse, Celtic, or Semitic mythologies, Arthurian legends, Shakespeare's Henry V, 15th century RPF (early 15th century England and France, really).

Lord of the Rings
Highlander
Joss-verse (Buffy, Angel)
Whoniverse (Doctor Who, Torchwood)
Burn Notice
Bond-verse (Daniel Craig era or Goldeneye)
Law & Order (SVU, Criminal Intent)
CSI Miami
NCIS
NCIS Los Angeles
Sanctuary
Harry Potter
Marvel Cinematic Universe (X-Men [all except First Class], Iron Man, Avengers, Thor, Captain America, Hulk)
Underworld
Leverage
Magnificent Seven (TV)
The Mummy
Stargate (SG1, Atlantis)
Star Trek (DS9, TNG)
Farscape
Sorcerer's Apprentice
Star Wars
The Borgias
Criminal Minds
Babylon 5
Pirates of the Caribbean