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Dear cat,

No, you may not go get fucked. In fact, if you don't shut the fuck up about wanting to get fucked, you will be put into your crate for the day. As well as having been in there all night. And all night tonight.

I do not have the spoons to deal with this, and once again, you've scheduled your hormone fuckery to coincide with mine, and that makes it all the more difficult for me to deal.

All the love, and none of the patience,

Me

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A snippet from my project for norcumi and dogmatix's Star Fever, because Reasons.

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