Plots of Destruction... or, I'm Doomed
Jan. 8th, 2007 12:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
morgynleriTitle: Plots of Destruction
Word Count: 242
Status: Complete
Genre: Humour, Meta-Fic, Dialogue
Rating: PG
Commentary: Any, except on lack of action. I was eavesdropping on the muses.
"She'd like that too much. Look at her choices on that poll."
"No she bloody won't. She's a sadist, mate, not a masochist. Unless you're talking about being bit. Bloody wench has a thing for fangs being used."
"She still likes pain too much to make use of it. Try denying her chocolate."
"Which would leave us in St. Mungo's for weeks. The results are unpleasent. And potentially fatal. I would prefer to try dosing her chocolate with something... recreational."
"We could mix in some Vicodin."
"Oh do be careful with that. She reacts oddly to some medication. And stop staring down the front of my robe, Doctor House, unless you want me to leave you without my insights into the psyche of the woman in question."
"Sorry. The view is just a little distracting when you lean forward like that."
"If we might return to the matter at hand, Miss Granger, Doctor House?"
"Apologies, Professor Snape."
"It's not my fault she has nice boobs. And a low neckline. Are you sure she's only eighteen?"
"Barely."
"Oi. Plotting to take out our mutual enemy."
"Right. So not pain, and not chocolate withdrawal. Or Vicodin in the chocolate. What else have we learned from her file?"
"That she likes her men snarky and sarcastic. Which you could use against her, if you weren't so dead set against the idea of getting into her knickers."
"It's not her panties I want to get into."
Word Count: 242
Status: Complete
Genre: Humour, Meta-Fic, Dialogue
Rating: PG
Commentary: Any, except on lack of action. I was eavesdropping on the muses.
"She'd like that too much. Look at her choices on that poll."
"No she bloody won't. She's a sadist, mate, not a masochist. Unless you're talking about being bit. Bloody wench has a thing for fangs being used."
"She still likes pain too much to make use of it. Try denying her chocolate."
"Which would leave us in St. Mungo's for weeks. The results are unpleasent. And potentially fatal. I would prefer to try dosing her chocolate with something... recreational."
"We could mix in some Vicodin."
"Oh do be careful with that. She reacts oddly to some medication. And stop staring down the front of my robe, Doctor House, unless you want me to leave you without my insights into the psyche of the woman in question."
"Sorry. The view is just a little distracting when you lean forward like that."
"If we might return to the matter at hand, Miss Granger, Doctor House?"
"Apologies, Professor Snape."
"It's not my fault she has nice boobs. And a low neckline. Are you sure she's only eighteen?"
"Barely."
"Oi. Plotting to take out our mutual enemy."
"Right. So not pain, and not chocolate withdrawal. Or Vicodin in the chocolate. What else have we learned from her file?"
"That she likes her men snarky and sarcastic. Which you could use against her, if you weren't so dead set against the idea of getting into her knickers."
"It's not her panties I want to get into."